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???: Really?
YOU: I know this is going to work.
???: Let's see how long it takes.
YOU: For what?
???: You'll see.
As you do nothing... you slowly lose concentration...
Hello, hello!? Why is user \\\\\\\\\\ losing control over v\\\el? You know they paid HARD to get early access to the product? We can't let them lose control like 10 minutes in, its bad view! What will our investors think when one of our first clients gets LOCKED out of their own experience? CALM DOWN??? This is the COMPANY at stake, our JOBS. How do you think your family will react when you say "I lost my job because we couldn't keep a single user connected"? You have one job here and you are failing it... MY job? YOU'RE the one that is supposed to program the skip the yap sections! WHAT ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\
...ok... yeah that works, just implement it right now before \\\\\\\\\\ realises that there shouldn't be random long intervals of nothingness in between gameplay. Too late probably, but I suppose its better then just leaving them in nothing. Oh, and also, I'm sorry for all that. Don't say thank you. ...yeah ha ha... Ok see you \\\\\\\
geeked out lol
???: Uhhh... in case you are wondering... this is just a decoration.
YOU: This product placement isn't gonna fool me! AAAAAAllllEXA
???: Shhhh! She- I mean it knows everything about this company!
Alexa: I couldn't understand, could you please say again?
YOU: Alexa, is there any ending for me than the one I'm currently going towards?
Alexa: You are currently going towards: Ultra manager of the Office. There is no other ending you can change towards that fits your criteria.
???: Wait, I'M going to be Ultra manager of the Office! I guess Alexa is personalized towards my voice.
YOU: In that case, AAAAAAlLLlllllLEXA, is there any other ending that Mr. You can deviate towards to avoid working a nine to five?
Alexa: Mr. You is currently going towards: 9/5. There is one deviation possible that guarantees a better ending.
???: Wow, so you are called Mr. You? And you are not going to be any rank higher than 15$ per hour? That's a shame.
YOU: I... didn't know that. It was just a wild guess. Anyways, I guess I'm doing the most sensible but at the same time outlandish thing possible right now.
???: Which is going to be..?