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???: ...I guess it's a choice. But since you are not here for a job, then you are tresspassing on private property; which is illegal under law 18 U.S. Code 1752. Leave now before I'm forced to use violent methods.
The room's lights begin to flicker and dim.
YOU: Wait, what? This is the United States???
???: In a certain way, yes.
YOU: And how do I leave anyways? Isn't the elevator broken??
A door appears in front of you.
YOU: Oh.
You leave trough the door before the situation escalates further. The door leads to what looks like a huge warehouse, so big you can't see it's ceiling.
YOU: This is an... intresting place to build an office!
???: I know, now get out of my sight.