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???: That won't work! We alredy have someone called "Nameless Employee"!
YOU: What?! How?!
???: In my company, there are millions, if not BILLIONS of employees, all from different... places. It, honestly, isn't that surprising.
YOU: Can't you just put the same name twice?
???: That would cause a glitch. And we can't just call you "Nameless Employee 2", for the same reason. Give me another name.
YOU: No, I give up. With billions of employees, as you say, there is no way any of them get paid enough to live!