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You jump out of the window.

???: ...amazing use of free will right there...

YOU: YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FREE WILL

As you fall, you notice that the room you fell off from was very high on the building, even though its on the same floor as the reception.

YOU: I did not think this trough, did I?

As you pass trough the clouds, you can finally see the ground, formed by roads, pavement, and little to no plant life.

For some reason, a water slide starts taking shape around you, seemingly to break your fall.

YOU: That looks like a trap, but I don't think I have much choice.

You let yourself be engulfed by the slide, and everything went dark.




When you finally could see again, you were wearing a McDonald's employee outfit, and in the bathroom of one.

YOU: What... happened?

You hear a voice from the other side of the bathroom door.

???: What, you have diarrhea or something? Get out of there, the line is too long for me to handle it alone!

You open the door, and its the face of an angry guy, who looks extremely tired and done with life.

???: C'mon, we don't have time.